I'll be honest with you my loyal bloggers, Meredith is in a bit of a writer's block. Basketball is still in preseason, hockey depresses me because the Bruins can't seem to win a shoot out in OT, and I just don't care about the Rays/Phillies World Series. I still feel like someone is playing a cruel joke on me with the Rays playing in the World Series.
So I thought, why not have an impromptu Awards Show for Sports Teams and Sports Fans? There's an award show for everything, why not sports!? And yes, I know there is the ESPY's but this ain't your grandpa's award show (sorry Norm), these are the awards that you secretly wish the ESPY's could dare to give out (don't worry Jenna the Intern, I won't write anything that could contractually get me fired).
Worst Politically Correct Team Logo:
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS: KC in what is either a leaf or head of a spear outline? Lame. If you're going to have a Native American title, you either have to go all the way and possibly, well definitely offend the Native Americans of this great land, or change your name entirely. Give me a good tomahawk or cartoon Indian Man, but a leaf thing? Not cool.
Player I Wish Would Pull a Farve and Come Out of Retirement:
Dennis Rodman looking fab. Photo from flickr.com
Dennis Rodman. Oh yes, the cross dresser himself who married Carmen Electra. I bet a lot of you forgot about him. I bet a lot of you wish you could forget him. But I wish he would return to the beloved game of basketball and wear that infamous wedding dress. He spices up the game.
Worst Player to Ask for Illegal Substances:
Antonio Holmes of the Steelers: Pot was recently found in Holmes' car preventing him from playing in Sunday's game against the Giants so he is a no no. Best player to go for illegal substances? None. Drugs are bad and if you know that they partake in such activities, they've probably already been caught red handed and arrested for it.
Fans That Are Most Likely to Punch You in the Face:
Scary fan. Photo from Flickr.com
The Oakland Raiders: Oakland Raiders are the crudest most violent fans I have ever seen. And just to prove it, I will probably get punched in the face for saying just that at some point. Luckily I never plan on visiting Oakland.
Player Trade Meredith is Still Most Bitter About:
Nomar Garciaparra going from the Sox to the Cubs. Sure it was for the better and Garciaparra was miserable in Boston but it only took him farther away from his one true love, me. And then he married that horrible Mia Hamm. Life is cruel.
Team with the Worst Mascot:
McBeam himself. Photo from flickr.com
The Pittsburgh Steelers': It''s litteraly a steel man named Steely McBeam. According to Brent, my roommate, his name was choosen as a part of a city wide contest. So what have we learned today? Pittsburgers love a good pun. Runners Up were the Jazz. I don't know what their mascot is but last time I checked, Miles Davis and layups didn't really go hand in hand.
Player Most Likely to Ruin His Season Because of His Hot Model Girlfriend:
Tom Brady: Oh wait that already happened! Congrats Tom! Tom Brady was advised to have knee surgery in Boston by surgeon's hand picked by his coaches and team doctors. Instead of listening to them Tom decided, "oh no clearly my Brazilian model gf Gisele Bundchen knows more about knee surgery, she has a degree in being hot." So he went with another surgeon. Big mistake Tommy. You're now out for months instead of weeks and need a second surgery.
Team with the Biggest Fair Weather Fans:
The Tampa Bay Rays: Seriously did Tampa even know they had a team before this season? There used to be about 5 Rays' fans in the stands at any given game before the 07-08 season, enough said.
Best Stadium:
The Arizona Diamondbacks: It's like one big fun fest in the middle of the desert! There's even a pool! And yes I know the Ray's stadium has live rays but they only get one award.
Most Obnoxious Fans/Dedicated Fans:
It's a tie between the Yankees and the Red Sox fans. Because while both are rude, vocal, and passionate about their team's toward the brink of insanity, it is all out of good intentions, anything for their beloved team. To be obnoxious about your team is to be unusually dedicated and as much as I hate to say it, Yankee fans are just as crazy about their team as Sox fans are.
Well there are your winners, and I'm sure at least a couple of you are mildly offended, what do you think? Do you agree? Disagree? Do you have any ideas for other awards for the spring show? (I decided there will be a spring show because I think this one is already going splendidly.) Post a comment and I'll make sure to get back to you!
Awards Season...For Sports!
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